Off Pudding

By Patrick Crawley 

Reviews For Pudding And Plums:

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Went to Pudding And Plums this past weekend with my bros! I got the chocolate pudding and it tasted great! Best pudding I’ve had in my life! Got a nosebleed afterwards but that’s probably unrelated. I will definitely be back soon!

-James Smith

Response From The Owner:

Sorry about the nosebleed, but we’re glad to hear you enjoyed our pudding! Hope to see you again soon!

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I just got back from an after school trip to Pudding and Plums with a couple of my friends. Man, was it good! I can’t wait to come back here and have more pudding!

-Matthew Evans

⭐⭐⭐⭐ The pudding was pretty good, but it was really hot outside when I was walking back home.

-Sara Petrov

Response From The Owner:

We’re sorry that it was so hot outside but that is really not something that we can control. Hope to see you again soon!

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Just went to Pudding and Plums again! This time I got the strawberry flavor. The pudding tasted great once more. However, after I got home, my skin became tinted green for a few hours. Not sure what that’s about. Can’t wait to be back!

-James Smith

Response From The Owner: 

We’re happy to hear that you liked our pudding again! Hopefully everything’s okay with your skin. Hope to see you again soon!

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It was okay.

-Sam Ortiz

⭐⭐⭐⭐⭐ That was some damn good pudding! I’ll be sure to come back soon!

-Paulina Harvey

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Today when I got back from Pudding and Plums, I noticed I had grown a dog tail. I don’t know how that happened. I am still recovering from the skin incident. At least the pudding was good though.

• James Smith

Response From The Owner: Sounds like you’re having a ruff time! We’re not sure how that happened either. Hope to see you again soon!

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Had a rootin’ tootin’ good time at Pudding and Plums with my gal pals today! I’ll definitely be back here sometime!

-Kallie Reaves

Response From The Owner: 

Dear Kallie, we’re glad you enjoyed your time with us. For future reference, please refrain from using phrases such as “rootin’ tootin’” in your reviews. Thanks.

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Turned into an elephant. Guess I’m an elephant now. Hope this wears off soon. It took forever for the dog tail to go away. Pudding was great as always.

-James Smith

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Yeah, I don’t know, it just wasn’t that great.

-Natalie Gooden

Response From The Owner: 

You’re not that great!

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Not a single plum. Came here expecting to have an abundance of both pudding and plums for my family. However, this place had a disturbing lack of plums for a place that has them in the name. We were forced to settle for the pudding instead.

-Samuel Brice

Response From The Owner:

Hi Samuel. The name of our restaurant is purely for alliteration purposes and not meant to be taken literally. We hope to see you again soon!

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At first I was really excited when I got home today because the pudding tasted great and nothing bad immediately happened. My skin did not change colors, I did not grow new body parts and I remained a human. However, when I woke up the next morning, I was completely bald. Not sure where my hair has gone but I do hope it grows back soon. 

-James Smith

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Loved it!

-Amanda Dafoe

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I went here with my family and the pudding tasted terrible! The servers were rude and even made a snide comment about my wife’s hair. Never go to this place! Instead go to Premium Pudding to have the best pudding. Their pudding tastes so much better and they have much better service. I love them!

-Michael Michaels

Response From The Owner:

This review was left by one of our competitors and is not real. We have never served anybody named Michael Michaels before. Please do not leave fake reviews on our restaurant.

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So today I got pudding from Pudding and Plums again because it is so good that I cannot resist and after I finished with my pudding, my head inflated and I began floating up into the air! Even as I am writing this review on my phone, I am still floating so I hope somebody helps me down soon otherwise I will probably never be able to come back.

-James Smith

Response From The Owner:

:/