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Here (Diatribe Overheard from Customer toward Counter Girl at Dunkin Donut Shop after Counter Girl Finished Conversation in Spanish with another Customer)

  • wateryourcellphone
  • Jul 10
  • 1 min read

Ici on parle francais


Here we speak English

not Spanish

not Chinese

not Russian

not Yiddish

not Vietnamese

not Laotian

not Creole

not Hindi

not Tagalog

not German

not Korean

not French

not Arabic

not Italian

not Portuguese

not Japanese

not Greek

not Urdu

here we speak fucking English.

Welcome to America.


by Bob McAfee

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