DigiMan
- wateryourcellphone
- Jul 11
- 11 min read
Marc twisted the tap, and thick sludge came glopping from the spigot. He turned
it off, wrinkling his nose at the rancid smell. As the sludge drained away, the occasional
thick bubble burst from the puddle. The leasing company had promised to fix the filters
three days ago, but it was an expensive repair. As long as no one died, they could keep
pushing the maintenance further and further down the line.
Marc sighed and trudged into the bathroom. The shower was starting to collect
dust. Whether the water was running clear or not, Marc typically bathed in a
concentrated ray of UV-C light that scorched away any germs before wiping off with a
disposable CleanCloth™ and spraying on some deodorant. He’d almost forgotten the
sensation of warm water running over his skin. Almost—but not enough to kill the longing
for it.
He went through his routine, pulled on some plausibly clean clothes, and headed
out. He didn’t need water to bathe, but drinking was another matter.
“Out” was putting it generously. Marc lived in a complex with hundreds of
cramped apartments in the same building as just enough amenities to render leaving
the premises unnecessary. He tracked down the nearest beverage vendor. Twenty-
seven dollars for a bottle of water, and upwards of sixty if you wanted the real stuff,
flown in from one of the last remaining springs on Earth. He settled for a bottle filtered
from the same shit clogging his pipes, before wiring the vendor the funds. The
merchant shook his head.
“Prices are up.” The man’s voice was slick and greasy. He’d been born for this
profession. “Inflation, ya know.”
Marc cocked an eyebrow. “This wouldn’t have anything to do with the
plumbing?” The vendor just gestured vaguely, a half-shrug that could have been
ignorance, apathy, or a disinterested stretch.
“Thirty bucks,” said the vendor. Haggling was useless. It was always a seller’s
market.
“Bitch,” muttered Marc as he wired over another three dollars. A twinge from
within his brain told him the funds had been processed, accepted, and were already
lining the vendor’s virtual pockets.
He snatched the bottle from the counter and turned. He could swear they got
smaller every time. Filtration technology had abated the water crisis of the 2040s, but
seventy years had gone by since then and the world had gotten lazy. Fresh water was
becoming ever harder to come by, and its retailers knew it. Marc cracked the seal and
took a sip, practically draining half of it in one small swallow. It tasted too clean,
sterilized beyond recognition with a cocktail of chemicals that allegedly were processed
out. Terabytes of legal proceedings indicated otherwise, and yet none had been held
accountable.
Marc checked his account. A sensor array within his occipital lobe let him
visualize it from the (dubious) privacy of his own mind. Funds were running lower than
usual, but unfortunately, the techno-utopia the ads never shut up about had done away
with traditional employment. Steady jobs were a sign of privilege, and despite the
bulging size of the world’s corporations, positions within them were few and far
between. People like Marc resorted to legally ambiguous methods to make ends meet.
Petty theft, data mining, minor infractions of the sort. Marc had never worked up the
courage to take on the underworld’s most lucrative offerings, but he packed a weapon
with him regardless. It gave him a sense of strength, overshadowed by the nagging
knowledge that were violence necessary, he’d be a charred crisp before he could toggle
off the safety. He ran his fingers over the handle jammed down his waistband. How long
had it been since he’d fired it? Likely the last time he’d hit the range, which was...
He really needed to practice.
Static rushed from out of nowhere, breaking Marc out of thought and piercing
through his auditory implants. He shook his head back and forth, but the noise
wouldn’t clear. He looked around, but no one else in the crowd of morose residents
seemed to hear it. Most people were fairly noise-blind—hard to avoid when your very
brain was trying to advertise to you.
He turned, and the sound shifted. A bit further, and it resolved slightly. The
more he turned, the more two distinct sounds emerged from the static as their
waveforms aligned. After turning almost the whole way around, he could hear a
synthetic hum ringing clearly in each ear. The hum flowed like the streams now so rare
around the world, drawing him forward.
Marc was standing before an abandoned skyscraper, or at least what passed for
one in the old days. Most of the windows were boarded, but one looked recently
bypassed. A fresh crack ran down the middle of a board, and the corner was clearly held
by mere fibers. Against his better judgment, he took a step forward. About halfway to
the building, he placed his hand gingerly on the butt of his weapon. It was hollow
security at best, and did little to quiet his mind. But it was something.
The board’s corner cracked right off at the slightest touch, leaving a gap just
wide enough to squeeze through. It was dark inside the building, with most lights long
out. The exit signs, on an emergency battery that could run for decades, still glowed
dimly, bathing everything in a pale red hue. As Marc started down the hall, the static
began to form again, and he turned to align himself. A door sat right before his face,
and he reached forward and pulled.
Nothing. The door had been locked years before and the mechanism left to rust.
A window sat next to the doorframe, its blinds ajar. The narrow line of sight into the
room piqued Marc’s interest enough to draw his weapon, angle it, and smash the butt
of the pistol through the glass.
A shard instantly grazed his arm and he winced. The movies always made it look
so clean, and he knew quite a few people who did this shit regularly. He really wasn’t
cut out for it. He crawled through the window, gasping irregularly at the pinpricks of
glass left behind. The room was dark and mostly empty, with the exception of a large
amorphous blob in the middle. Marc fumbled on the side of his gun for the light, then
pointed it at the blob.
A huge tarpaulin was spread over a Thing. “No dust,” he murmured. The tarp
must have been moved recently. Marc grabbed a corner and tugged. It barely moved. He
tugged again. A little further now. One more tug and the tarp came billowing down.
A Thing was still the best way to describe it, even once it was visible. A large
device, cables running down into the floor, panels and lights—all blacked out—covering
the side. Marc walked around the Thing, looking for any clue: a light, a logo, an on
switch...something. One thing was obvious: the sound was emanating from this. As
long as Marc stood facing it, from any direction, the sound remained clear. Turn
towards the wall, and the static built up again, almost to the point of overwhelm.
Here was some kind of lever—bright red and at a 90 degree angle to the other
machinery next to it. Marc grabbed it and pulled. It resisted, but not in a way that
suggested disuse. He could feel it straining to move, but catching on a safety.
Eventually it gave, and he fell backwards as the machinery whirred to life.
Even activated, the Thing lent no hint as to what it might be. Lights came to life,
their purpose unknown. Panels activated, but displayed nothing except a TyleTech
logo. There was one question answered at least. The sound in Marc’s head was still
there, and now harmonizing. It rose in pitch and added new layers that filled his brain.
His vision blurred, and he grabbed the machine to hold himself up. The longer the
sound went on, the more it felt as if Marc’s brain cells were disconnecting.
Before long, he could no longer handle the harmonies, and was just about to keel
over when it all stopped. The lights and panels stayed on, but his brain was beautifully
silent. He took a deep breath, enjoying the sudden clarity in his ears. He looked down at
the machine again. He hadn’t noticed before, but there were little nodules spaced
evenly around the Thing’s metal rims. He leaned in to peer at one.
A puff of smoke blew out from it, catching Marc fully in the face. One by one, the
others started, and the room slowly began to fill with not smoke, he realized, but gas.
He coughed and beat around his face to clear his breath, and started stumbling for the
door. He wasted a good five seconds trying to open the door from inside before
remembering the rusted lock and diving out the window again. The glass cut him again,
on the leg this time, but he was too focused on escaping the gas to care. He bolted down
the hall, through the cracked board, and tore off down the street towards home.
Back in his complex, he spent another ten precious dollars on pre-boiled water.
It was a little less clean, but a lot less expensive, and its only pollutants could easily be
removed on a stove. He needed something hot to calm him down.
Marc collapsed in a chair by the window as he waited for the kettle to finish. He
stared out at the night skyline—Jesus, it was night already. How long had he been
fucking with that machine? The buildings always looked better at night, when the dirt
and disrepair couldn’t be seen so easily. Neon signs and office lighting held the night
views together.
A flash of movement caught Marc’s eye. A shadow flitted out of a window across
the street, then floated upward. A brief ray of light from a passing aerobus shone
against it, revealing a metal exterior. Then the light was gone, and the shadow with it.
Marc wondered about this for a second, before fatigue swept his bones and he lay back
his head. Within minutes, he was out cold, the kettle forgotten.
*******
Marc opened his eyes, and blinked away a blur. A patch of his vision was
missing—just a small smudge in the corner of his left eye, but noticeable. It was fully
dead, black like pixels on a monitor. He blinked again. Nothing. He pulled himself up
out of his chair, groaning as his stiff muscles strained. He limped to the bathroom and
stared in the mirror. His eye looked normal enough. He pried his eyelids apart just to be
sure. Everything seemed in order.
He turned on the holovision. The projection jumped to life, but the audio was
unusually tinny. He tweaked the settings a bit, but nothing made a difference. On a
hunch, he started making noise himself—clanging some dishes, drumming the counter,
even picking up the ancient, dusty guitar from the corner and strumming a few keyless
chords. Everything came through the same filter.
Marc called up his cochlear settings in his occipital implant. No software needed
to be updated, no settings were off. He ran a diagnostic. A few seconds later, the report
came back. Everything was functioning as normal...but there was more of it. The audio
implants now covered about an inch more of his brain than before.
“What the fuck?” he said aloud. How could this even happen? Metal was
different from organic material, quite notably for its lack of ability to grow. He racked
his brain. Maybe skullhackers—roving gangoons who hacked directly into people’s
brains to steal their financial information and anything else of value. Yet Marc’s
account remained intact. Sparse, sure, but that was no different from usual. Besides,
skullhack victims usually got iced out afterwards. Marc was still breathing, at least for
now.
So no skullhacks. That exhausted Marc’s ideas, though his thoughts weren’t
exactly coming clear and steady. The only other possibility was that machine. Marc
suspected the gas hadn’t just been smoke or a chemical fume. Whatever it was, it had
been placed there deliberately. But he couldn’t quite connect the dots. Could this gas
make implants multiply? Was that remotely possible? The more he thought about it,
the crazier he knew it sounded. It was entirely likely the diagnostic was just wrong. If
he had the funds, he could go see a doctor, but few had the money for that these days.
Universal healthcare was an oxymoron in 2112.
An itch tickled Marc’s nose, and he sneezed. When he looked up, he was back in
the room with the machine. He stumbled, and felt his voice involuntarily release
wordless noise, tinged with a digitized filter. He grabbed at one of the panels on the
machine’s side. He missed, and scraped his fingertips across the edge of the metal.
Marc winced, hissed, and tried again, successfully this time. He swiped at the screen
with little rhyme or reason, trying to bring up any kind of clue as to what the machine
was. He sat there for what could have been thirty seconds or three hours, scrolling
through datum after datum that meant nothing to him.
Then Marc saw it. A graphic, already halfway through, animated almost too
simply, as if in an instructional video for toddlers. The image of a brain sat on the
screen, and then gradually, it shifted. The folds of the cerebrum resolved into metallic
lobes, the brain stem into a coaxial cable sheath. The graphic restarted, and showed a
cloud entering a head before initiating the change. Zoom in on the cloud, and there
were tiny little nanites, rebuilding the brain cell by cell.
Marc fell back and landed on the floor of his apartment. His door was open, and
the sun was setting, but he had no way of knowing if he had really gone back to the
machine or if it had all taken place in his mind. He crawled to the kitchen and pulled
himself up to the counter. His weight fell unevenly, and he slumped over, leaving
streaks on the dusty surface. He looked closer, and saw that his fingers matted the dust
with blood. He turned his hand over, and saw the scrape marks from the edge of the
machine.
So it was real then. His head reeled, and with it he felt his vision pixelate. When
it resolved, it stayed a little grainier than before. He shook his head, but it only made it
worse. The dust on the counter vibrated, levitated. It pulsed in the same patternless
rhythm as the noise in his head.
Outside, another shadow in the same building as last night, two floors higher
this time.
Marc looked down at his hands. They alone flickered. The rest of his vision was
unstable, but his hands actively fragmented, artifacts corrupting their image. He
squeezed his eyes shut and pressed his hands together to convince himself it wasn’t
real. He could feel them, whole and intact, minus the abrasions, but when he looked
again, they shivered and shook even more.
Marc’s ears clanged with a synthesized cacophony, so much so he couldn’t hear
anything. He crawled to the wall and leaned against it. His neck twinged, and he felt as
if it were seizing up. He pressed a hand against his throat. The only movement was his
pulse, regular and measured—uncommonly so even without regard to his predicament.
Another shadow, this time leaving the building next to the first. Marc thought he
saw tentacles dangling from it.
He attempted another diagnostic. This one struggled for awhile, and he felt heat
in his head. A beep: “Diagnostic failed.” But not before Marc caught the image of his
brain, now more than halfway overrun with circuitry.
Maybe it wouldn’t be so bad. Having a computer for a brain sounded pretty cool.
As a kid, Marc’s favorite show had been DigiMan, about a cyborg with a computer for a
brain. DigiMan was made of flesh, and lived among normal people, but when duty
called, he let his robotic side out.
DigiMan was cool.
DigiMan was a
Initializing...
work of fiction though. Anything looks cool when there are no
conseq s
uence
.
Initialization complete. Alerting harvester.
*******
The shadow floated up to the window, one prehensile manipulator sliding the window open. Metal and flesh ground together. Nerve endings, long blunted with a chemical cocktail, screamed in pain that would never be processed. The shadow had never known any other sensation. It remained unbothered, unfazed, uninterested.
A man lay on the floor, unconscious, but gently twitching.
The door was open. That would not do. TyleTech demanded secrecy. It mattered not who
knew, in fact the more the better to keep the rats in line. But who saw was a different story. The greatest strength of fear was uncertainty.
The shadow pulsed, not unlike a squid, and propelled itself to the door, pushing
it closed. Now for the main event.
Marc didn’t notice as the shadow came through the window. He didn’t notice as
the light landed on it, revealing it in full for the first time: a technorganic harvester, its
sensor array designed, most deliberately, to invoke terror. Tentacle-like appendages
hung from beneath it—clippers, scythes, hands.
Marc didn’t notice as the harvester closed the door and turned back towards him. He didn’t notice as it floated down to eye level with him. And he most certainly didn’t notice as, in one swift motion, the harvester sliced open his skull, removed the computer that once was a brain, and floated silently back out the window.
by Christopher Pipitone


